Language Connoisseur T-Shirts

Sign reads "Elevater out of service. We apologise for any misspelling."

"Don't you think you run the risk of offending someone."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'Stick them up...'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Men gossiping

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I guess when your husband dies you'll really understand what they mean by a statistical death."

Staff Yearbook

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

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"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"