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BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Kirsten Johnson

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

Workers rest

Ice Sculpting Class.

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

'I hate rainy days!'

Ted tests the limits of his new mulching mower.

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

A Bus Conductor.

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

Hairdressing for Bald People

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'Earl's Court? - Board the 47 outside this station, this will take you to Liverpool St...'

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Conductor Venn Diagram

Rotary Mower

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Caution! Flagman training next 10 miles...stop, stop, stop...

"Tracy could be a good little poet someday if she'd lose some weight."

'This little baby has been restricted to 25 m.p.h. so it's ideal for holding up the traffic on a Sunday afternoon drive in the country.'

'He resisted getting one for months. Now he absolutely revels in pointing!'