Lane-switch Maestro Prints

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Kirsten Johnson

Musical Bicycle.

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

'I hate rainy days!'

'I'll just grab a coffee...'

Ice Sculpting Class.

Workers rest

"I've never seen Baldo so excited about mowing the lawn."

A Bus Conductor.

'Gerald loves an afternoon relaxing in the garden.'

"Do you think it's time to switch from the blower to the mower?"

'This bloke is good.' - 'He's even better when he takes his cue out of it's case.'

Hairdressing for Bald People

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

'What's it look like I'm doing? I'm applying hair tonic to my bald tire.'

'Earl's Court? - Board the 47 outside this station, this will take you to Liverpool St...'

'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'

"I can't believe you! You say you can take a perfectly nice car, add tinted windows, fancy wheels, a spoilers...and turn it totally guy? Not that, you know, there's anything wrong with that."

Police escort for a pizza delivery vehicle

Conductor Venn Diagram

Rotary Mower

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

'Don't worry, Fred, there's nothing there, but it always stops the traffic for us to cross the road.'

Caution! Flagman training next 10 miles...stop, stop, stop...

"Tracy could be a good little poet someday if she'd lose some weight."

'This little baby has been restricted to 25 m.p.h. so it's ideal for holding up the traffic on a Sunday afternoon drive in the country.'

'He resisted getting one for months. Now he absolutely revels in pointing!'

Figure conducts a choir of televsions.