Mobility Maestro Prints

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I really got used to working from home."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"My best friend is my phone."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I think I'm lost."

Musical Bicycle.

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Where are the kids?'

Nest building

'I don't like to question your map reading dear, but could you have another look at the last left turn?'

When Cows Discovered Mowers

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"They've already had two upgrades while we've been standing in line."

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

Roberto Mancini

'Not cars. here we're testing oblivious texters walking into walls.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

We are on the move. . .

For a $50 payoff, Dwayne would agree not to follow a foursome around all 18 holes.

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

A Bus Conductor.

'Thanks for the coaching, the tears did the trick: My parents bought me a mobile phone!'

"Could you keep still?"