Laid-back Chef Gifts

'I'm making pot pie.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Ain't worth the whiskey!"

'What kind of...'

Lance, I know I'm lying down on the job, but

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

'Anyone lost a mobile?'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."

This Mind Intentionally Left Blank

Home on the Range.

"I told you I wouldn't forget our anniversary, darling."

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

'That's okay. These are my key people.'

'Would you order two copies of this magazine? All of the recipes are always torn out.'

'Is that Icarus having a barbeque?'

Would you like to lick the bowl, Lance? What did you make? I don