Laid-back Foodie Gifts

JOE'S BAR AND GRILL AND WHATEVER

'What kind of...'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Born to be Mild.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

The moat won't keep you from raiding the fridge if you order him to lower the drawbridge.

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'No sweat shop'

The vegan hunter

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Don't you just want to stop and eat the flowers sometimes?"

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Sloth!"

'I'm making pot pie.'

Meet the author of "The Art of Laziness"

Restaurant. Special: Fricken Chicassee. The chef shouldn't write the special when he's angry.

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

Summer Road Work

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

'We're very on-the-hoof, of the moment kind of people - would it be possible to dine off Styrofoam?'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Tuna on rye, hold the smile."

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

Ned Thompson, unpretentious wine taster.

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

"I'm very slow to anger, but then I'm very slow to do everything."

'Doing?'