Lady Gaga Fanatic Pillows

'Leader, shmeader... We came here to see Lady Gaga.'

Showbiz Awards

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Veloci-Rapper

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Chris O'Dowd

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Vincent Van Goth.

Knight

Bling Crosby.

'The stuff legends are made of'

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"I've never done a Wi-Fi password before!"

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

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