Lady Gaga Fanatic T-Shirts

'Leader, shmeader... We came here to see Lady Gaga.'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Showbiz Awards

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Musical notes bubble gum.

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Veloci-Rapper

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

We're With Stupid

The boy who cried Wolf Blitzer,

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Chris O'Dowd

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Vincent Van Goth.

"... Er, Houston... It would appear that there is life on Mars, after all!"

Knight

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Bling Crosby.

'The stuff legends are made of'

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

"In the beginning was the word. Bubba bubba bubba, bird bird bird, bird is the word."

Pop orchestra plays concert for children

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'My first drink since my accident.'

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

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