Lab Romanticist T-Shirts

'I don't know what he sees in her - she can't even freeze an embryo.'

Carbon Dating.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Test-tube people

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."