Lab Romanticist Gifts

'I don't know what he sees in her - she can't even freeze an embryo.'

Carbon Dating.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Test-tube people

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Two minds but with a single thought.

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.