Lab Comedy Lover Gifts

"Oh, no! Is there a doctor in the mouse?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'...Or not.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."