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'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Big Data Tonight

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'...Or not.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."