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Formal Friday at The Lab

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Scientists are sexy

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Plasma Ball

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'...Or not.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."