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Formal Friday at The Lab

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Scientists are sexy

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Plasma Ball

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'...Or not.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."