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"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Romance

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Boat wedding.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Happy Valentine's Day.

Tea of Love

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Romance

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Dancing in pyjamas

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

'Hon, I'm home!'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Funnel of Love

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Which one is named after me?'

Romance

Taking Cupid on a holiday.