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"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Romance

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Boat wedding.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Romance

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Tea of Love

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Happy Valentine's Day.

Dancing in pyjamas

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Hon, I'm home!'

Funnel of Love

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Which one is named after me?'

Romance