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'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"It's from the cat."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'