Lab Mouse Enthusiast Pillows

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Cat and mouse

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"Phew, that was close."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'