Lab Mischief Enthusiasts Gifts

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Frankenfish

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

"I feel so seen right now."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'