Lab Mischief Enthusiasts Pillows

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Frankenfish

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'