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'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"I feel so seen right now."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

"We're isolating the obesity gene, but only to make fun of it."

Scientist with test tube.

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."