Lab Disaster Enthusiast Mugs

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"I feel so seen right now."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"He should get a Nobel prize for thinking he'll get a Nobel prize."

Scientist with test tube.

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'Do I have a story to tell about Novox Genlab!'

"We're isolating the obesity gene, but only to make fun of it."

'We ran a full DNA test, STR and Mitochondrial analysis... and Bob here 'Googled' it just to make sure.'