Lab Assistant Gifts

Science Friction.

Platelets

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"You know that's not what I meant by 'give me a hand'!"

'This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?'

'My goodness, it IS Gold! I'm so glad you were there to record all the experimental steps and settings...'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

Scientist's Birthday Cake

"I hate the team approach."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

"I've discovered the gene that makes you such an idiot."

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

"It isn't only that Fenwik is incompetent, but he seems to be a carrier of incompetence."

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

"Add three drops of potassium nitrate, wait ten minutes, and stir vigorously."

'Hendrickson, grow up! And you Roberts, stop encouraging him!'

"What I don't like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff." "What I like about science is all that unpredictable and unexpected stuff."

Covid-19 Vaccine Flag.

"That dude won't last the first day!"

"Igor, you fool, this isn't what I wanted you to get for me!!!"

'Doesn't she realize how ugly our species looks when we are pressed against glass?'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'Take this slide and S-T-E-R-I-L-I-Z-E it.'

'Put it under my microscope!'

'Dr. McWit doesn't believe in working more than 27.'

'Trial and Error in a laboratory.'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."