La Escapee T-Shirts

'So you're leaving LA! Well, good riddance, ya pantiwaist!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Cot Escape.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

Desert Island Inmate

Young Houdini

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

The Cartoon Islands