La Escapee Mugs

'So you're leaving LA! Well, good riddance, ya pantiwaist!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Cot Escape.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"You and your lists! You're missing out on life."

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"I've had to leave the city: the noise pollution was making it difficult for me to fly safely..."

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

Wilderness - City.

"Yes, yes, but it’s only an hour from Manhattan."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

Desert Island Inmate

Young Houdini

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"Hi, J.B. Guess where I am."

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

Travel Agents - Water, water, anywhere with water.

"Dad, there's nothing good on TV. We're bored.

'The only time I ever worked up a sweat in there was just then, when I tried to cancel my membership!'

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from fumes of pollution deregulation."

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"