Kombucha Lovers Gifts

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Spontaneous Kombucha

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Banana Smoothie

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Tea Snob.

Hot dogs. Sushi.

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Oh you smoothie

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Motor-blender.

Sea temperatures hottest on record

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

Sushi for two, please.

Documentation Please

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

"More cake?"

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"

Sushi for two please. Oakey dokey...how would you like that cooked?

Woman opens sushi box.

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!