Kombucha Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm not sure our family's ready for kombucha, hon."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Spontaneous Kombucha

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"

Banana Smoothie

Tea Snob.

Oh you smoothie

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"More cake?"

Sushi for two, please.

Documentation Please

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

Sea temperatures hottest on record

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Motor-blender.

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Sometimes I get a craving for sushi."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"...I'd say you're not digesting your sushi!"

Fruit Smoothie

Woman opens sushi box.

Warming hands over soup.

'I dabble in stocks all the time. Beef, chicken, and vegetable.'