Kombucha Enthusiast T-Shirts

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."

Documentation Please

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Spontaneous Kombucha

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Tea of Love

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Time for tea and friendship.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Time for Tea!

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow