Kombucha Enthusiast Mugs

"So wait - Dana can ferment kombucha, Jason took a spoon-whittling course, I'm a barista, and Lisa has bookshop experience. We're going to be fine."

Documentation Please

"Tell us about yourself, Pete."

Spontaneous Kombucha

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Time for tea and friendship.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Things are looking up!"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Bottomless bowl of soup

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.