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"Spare change please mister, for a Mocha Frappuccino with cinnamon sprinkles?"

Occu-Pie Mars

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

The Alpha Seltzer

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Time for tea and friendship.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Non-Power Breakfast

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."