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"I have a mango in the fridge that I can't deal with."

"Just be yourself."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

Banana Split...

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Ball as water-melon.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Peel poker.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

ZOO

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'We are so in sync!'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Okay, it if makes you feel better...yes, I have stock in a banana company."

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Nana!'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'