Knot Navigators Pillows

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

One way only.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Books 'n' Carrots

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

Broken ankle.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'Sweet dreams Darling: Have a good day...'

"Uh oh. It's the kids...and they're flying back!"

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Tourists and GPS

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

Sailor Writing

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

"Just one more..."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

Chinese noodles.

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

Acupuncture Treatment Room. My acupuncturist used placebos on me today.