Needlework Navigator Pillows

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

octopus knitting a jumper...

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"How may I hurt you?"

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Bless this horse

"Nana" Technology

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

Multitasking