Needlework Navigator Mugs

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

"How may I hurt you?"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Bless this horse

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'