Needle Navigator Mugs

"Just one more..."

Cactus says to other cactus: 'I think the acupuncture is working.'

'You're new to acupuncture, then?'

Acupuncture Clinic.

'You might want to cover the floor with something other than straw.' (Needles and Pins company).

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

Society of Acupuncturists Darts Tournaments.

Acupunkture.

"Hold still, please, I'm practicing for my darts tournament!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

"See, I told you it would hurt me as much as it would hurt you."

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupuncture needles should go?"

Acupuncture: A Jab Well Done.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'

'...Acupuncture?...What the hell are you talking about..?'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'-it was an attractive young lady collecting for the new acupuncture Unit.'

Vet considering how to apply acupunture to a hedgehog.

I may have given that intra-arterially instead of intravenously...

Acupuncture.

Fakir Repairs

"Is this going to sting?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."