Knot Challenger Gifts

Failed sailor decides to end it all but the knot on his noose comes undone.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Too much cilantro

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

The Mainstream

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'Help!'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Orienteering 101

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

Know Your Knots!

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

'I know you are doing your best, but it will be great when Pat comes home.'

I don't like the looks of this next level.

Spring cleaning.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!