Knights Pillows

Escalator joust.

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

Excalibur and Hand Sanitizer

"Why is humor your only defense mechanism?"

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

'Size matters!'

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

'...Sir Rupert died trying to conquer a lady of the night.'

'I wish I had a horse.'

"There goes your knighthood."

"He assumed the crown at a very young age."

Lohengrin

'faster!'

Damned Garage Door Openers.

Another beautiful frock ruined!

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'I can't remember for the life of me why I came upstairs.'

Knight

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

My name is Sir Render!!

'Here, will you give me an early morning wake up call?'

'Look at this baby, just in from Italy. You'll have to fight off the chicks, Man.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Knight and dragon

The Children's Crusade - 'You give the boys cooties, we'll give the girls cooties - we're back in a week.'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

You're right! The paper sleeve really keeps it from burning your fingers.

So just tell your mom you don't want to wear it.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Knight painting with plume from helmet.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."