Networking Knight Pillows

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

Go team!

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Super Student

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Building business relations.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

The Card Flinger

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

I love being right.

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"