Knighthood Pillows

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

Knights of the Allergy Table

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Never mind. It's not the winning, it's the taking part.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"So I said to her, I said"

'I get so tired of jousting with that guy.'

"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Do you have a can opener?"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Trivia Knight

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Swiss army knife

underwater knight

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"