Knighthood Pillows

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

Knights of the Allergy Table

'But then he couldn't call himself the Terrible Knight.'

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Never mind. It's not the winning, it's the taking part.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

"So I said to her, I said"

'I get so tired of jousting with that guy.'

"I would venture to say it's the best thing since that contraption we use to crank up a draw bridge."

"It started as a normal joust until he met me with some sort of damned parry-riposte."

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Do you have a can opener?"

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Trivia Knight

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Swiss army knife

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

underwater knight

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.