Knight Of The Dinner Table Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who rules the dinner table like a knight on a quest? Our collection offers playful, clever items that add a touch of humor and honor to every meal. Perfect for fans of tabletop adventures and culinary champions alike!

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"You'll have one bite of everything!" mockup

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

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"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating." mockup

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

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"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

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'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.' mockup

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

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Toastquest!

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"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..." mockup

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

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'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!' mockup

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

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'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?' mockup

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

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'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!' mockup

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher mockup

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

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"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!" mockup

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

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"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?" mockup

"Do you have to mime looking at your mobile at the dinner table Marceau?"

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Screen Time at the Dining Table

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"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?" mockup

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

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'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.' mockup

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

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'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.' mockup

'It started out with lactose, but ow he's intolerant of everything.'

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"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight." mockup

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

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"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth." mockup

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

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"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!" mockup

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

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"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again." mockup

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

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'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.' mockup

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

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'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!' mockup

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

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"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey." mockup

"Oh, I don't eat turkey. One of my spiritual advisers is a turkey."

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Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology. mockup

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

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"Slop again?!"

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"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!" mockup

"Why, yes, I am 'still working on that.' You know what I'm not working on? Your gratuity!"

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Your dinner is in the coven.

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'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?'

'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?' mockup

'How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?'

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"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!" mockup

"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"

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"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry."

"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry." mockup

"I'm very sorry, but you can't have the Chianti. White wine goes with poultry."

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"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?" mockup

"This is a green vegetable, Mom. You wouldn't want me to break a new year's resolution, would you?"

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'That's it - I'm leaving home!'

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Knight Of The Dinner Table Gifts Collection

Knight Of The Dinner Table Mugs

Explore our full range of 'Knight of the Dinner Table' products on mugs, perfect for adding a humorous touch to your morning routine.

Knight Of The Dinner Table Pillows

Check out our quirky pillows featuring medieval humor—ideal for adding a whimsical touch to your home or game room.

Knight Of The Dinner Table Prints

Browse our amusing wall prints celebrating dinner table heroes—perfect for any culinary or gaming enthusiast.

Knight Of The Dinner Table T-Shirts

Discover our playful 'Knight of the Dinner Table' t-shirt collection—great for making a fun statement at any gathering.