Cooking School. And what should we always do before chopping our shallots? Have our bandages ready!
Knife Safety Advocate Gifts
Looking for a gift for a knife safety advocate? Our collection features clever, humorous, and inspiring items that honor their dedication to knife handling safety. Perfect for chefs, culinary teachers, or anyone committed to responsible kitchen practices, these thoughtfully designed products make a memorable gift. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, you'll find something that speaks to their commitment and sense of humor, making safety both fun and fashionable.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
Pool attached to child's bed.
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Man using to much bug spray
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Cricket Accidents.
"Getting the hang of it?"
'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'
"Careful."
Reasonableman
'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
TV chef sets the TV on fire.
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
Boozing and Cruising
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
"Here comes the super-visor."
'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'
Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.
"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."
Knife Safety Advocate Gifts Collection
Knife Safety Advocate Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for knife safety advocates—perfect for coffee or tea and a fun way to promote safe culinary habits.
Knife Safety Advocate Pillows
Discover our cozy pillows that champion knife safety—ideal for brightening up kitchens or workspaces with a touch of wit and motivation.
Knife Safety Advocate Prints
Find inspiring prints for knife safety advocates—perfect for framing and showcasing their commitment to safe cooking and teaching.
Knife Safety Advocate T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts for knife safety advocates—blend humor and safety with every wear and spread awareness through stylish attire.