Kitty Scribe Gifts

"Hurry up. I might want out."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

I love you.

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Waiting Room For Godot.

A writer goes sailing.

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"His prose, however, is very elegant."

"But you got some good reviews too, yeah?"

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

Woman and books.

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

"First, let me begin by admitting that the unexpected and rather brazen theft of our teleprompter has left me somewhat speechless."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Writing a letter

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.

'Bay-owulf.'

"Copywriting is too 'writing.'"

The Pen is Mightier than the Sword

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."