Furry Friend Scribe Gifts

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Next!'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

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"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...