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''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

Menu: Wet food. Dry food

'The word bath is mentioned.'

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Next!'

"How do we break it to them that work-from-home ends next week?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"You've already been for a walk."