Kitty Ringtone Enthusiast Gifts

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"It's kittens."

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Kitten Futures

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

Meow, Meow, Yeow!

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Cat-traction.....!

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Free Kittens. Is this a good economic indicator or a bad economic indicator?

Beware of cool cat.

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

"Apparently, nobody thinks my 'coughing' ringtone is funny."