Kitty Ringtone Enthusiast Pillows

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Quasimodo's Ringtone.

"It's kittens."

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"You'll really like this next song. I wrote it specifically to be a ring tone!"

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

Kitten Futures

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Cat-traction.....!

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

Beware of cool cat.

'I understand that they really do sophisticated diagnostic work here.'

'He found a lap he likes and don't want to give it up.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"