Quirky Ringtone Lover Pillows

''Clair De Lune' is my cell phone... that Yankee Doodle Dandy' I hear must be your cell.'

"You hired an orchestra? Can't you just download a ringtone like everyone else?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Interesting cellphone ringer you have. Place it on my desk and step back."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Must be one of those underground bands.

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'No you do a great job. I'm letting you go because I don't like your cell phone ringtone.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'It seems your heart replaced the 'Boom-Boom' beat with a funny ringtone!'

"I figured out how to make Sebastian's purr into my new ringtone!"

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

'Other than your choice of ring tone, I can't find anything wrong with you.'

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

'I'm setting up a ring ID. When my phone 'oinks,' I'll know it's you calling.'

"The music is starting, Tonto! Come on, let's ride!"

"I assigned everyone a different ringtone."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

"Everyone, welcome our new Vice President of Irritating Noises!"

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Honey! That 'meow' ringtone’s gotta go!"

Somewhere in West Virginia

"Apparently, nobody thinks my 'coughing' ringtone is funny."

As punishment for not cleaning up his room, Zach's parents rigged his cell phone to play nothing but Barry Manilow songs when it rang.

Woman covered in bling listening to her mobile's blingtone.