Kittie Capitalist Gifts

'Catch any good mice lately?'

SALE

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'So that we can have a productive meeting, please turn off all phones and put away any catnip toys.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Big business is not evil

Wall Street Money Never Sleeps. They've obviously never seen my investment portfolio.

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"Yes, the market did advance this week, Rebecca, but we feel it's somewhat of a 'dead-cat bounce.'"

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Large cap funds

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

GDP

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'Do you realise Jenkins, that I started this company without a penny to my name? Well, unless you count that measley couple of million my father left me. '

'The Rich Get Richer - The Poor Get Poorer'

bag of money as a bicep

"I am well aware of what my contract says Jerry but this kind of royalty is of no use to me."

"Where'd you get that?"

"Johnson's selling ad space in the tunnel of light."

Stuff Broken

HB Fillmond - A great entrepreneur and capitalist/CD Hainsmore - Always knew who to hitch his wagon to...

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

"Portraits? Sorry, I don't do portraits. I'm doing religious paintings for economic leaders."

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

"We are indeed a green company. We make as much of it as we can."

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

'We named him 'Raisin Bran.' Every morning in the litter box, it's two scoops!'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

'For future reference, the only things I find amusing are the ones that make me money.'