Kitten Couture Critic T-Shirts

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

Haute Suture

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Puss in Heels

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Too cute for comfort.

Cat Video Cinema.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Style Consultant

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

Cat

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."