Casual Couture Critic T-Shirts

"Yes, Jake, with the same mustard-stained shirt you wore last week..."

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Sir Cecil Beaton

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

"I'm not gonna take my grievances to the street anymore, but I sure will take them to Facebook!"

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

It's my summer robe.

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"I'm still thirsty. Maybe I've got leaky gut syndrome."

Style Consultant

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.

Shrink Resistant Shirts. That means they shrink but they don't want to.

'The latest look is once again wearing your boyfriends old jumper'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Inspected by #16."

'The fad is to wear hospital staff uniforms - not patient gowns!'

"I have to interview a few more people, but so far, you're definitely a front-runner."

"...Now will you believe me! It's too...big!"

Zoo. The idea to dress the animals in clothes in not working out well. The leopard refuses to try anything new. A leopard will never change its spots. Ironically, the penguins are most uncomfortable on casual Friday. Penguins like their formal wear. If I get a button off line when dressing the girafde, I'll be behind schedule all day. Worst of all, zebras has a horrible fashion sense. Yikes! Stripes with plaids!

'If you truly supported the Arts, you'd buy more refrigerator magnets.'

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

'All statement-making is up to you!'

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."