"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."
Canine Couture Critic T-Shirts
Dress up your favorite dog lover in style with our witty t-shirts celebrating canine fashion critics. Perfect for casual outings or lounging at home, these tees combine humor with canine chic.
"I was almost that last year."
Haute Suture
Dog Dressed to Eat
"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."
"All you're doing is emboldening cats."
Why would a dog wear a hat?
Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.
Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.
Why Poodles Become Killers
"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."
Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper
World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats
"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."
'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'
'You're lucky you can't read.'
"Don't be fooled, it looks easy but I've yet to meet a dog who's mastered it."
'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'
"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."
John envied his friends who worked at the local chocolate company
Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.
"Sure, you used to be a YouTube sensation. But what have you done lately."
"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"
"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."
'You're lucky you can't read.'
MY OTHER COAT IS A FUR
The Thinker and The Stinker
"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."
"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."
I don't like it. The lapels are too narrow.
"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"
"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."
"I've got a complaint about the table scraps you are feeding me...cut down on the fatty tissues...I'm gaining weight!"
Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'
"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
Canine Couture Critic T-Shirts Collection
Canine Couture Critic Mugs
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Canine Couture Critic Pillows
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Canine Couture Critic Prints
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