Kitten Couture Critic Pillows

The woman who would go home only to feed her stupid cat and change her stupid clothes...

Haute Suture

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

I think the cat wants to go out.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

Puss in Heels

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Covid-19, Mask Up

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

Too cute for comfort.

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

'Oh, yeah, they're cute until you can no longer claim them as dependents on your tax return.'

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Cat

Style Consultant

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"Do you have any camouflage pants? I want to hide my hips."

"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."